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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:43
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way